How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
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We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
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You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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