It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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