think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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