Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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