Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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