Christians are straight up FREAKS
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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