What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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