i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
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You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
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All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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