So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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