My nipple is on Facebook.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Randomize
