why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
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Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
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My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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