only if we run a train.
done.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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