someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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