speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
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He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
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Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
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