So drunk its hurt
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
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At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
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He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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