I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
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