i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
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