Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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