wake up i wanna do it froggy style
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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