I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
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is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
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Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
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