Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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