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• (914): View more from New York

  he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.

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