We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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