My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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