I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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