Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
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i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
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When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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