He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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