Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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