he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
her facebook's as public as her vagina
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just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
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HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Randomize