We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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