I can't watch pbs sober anymore
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
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gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
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How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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