I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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