Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
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my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
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I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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