I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
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You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
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I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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