That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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