she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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