also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
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Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
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I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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