Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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