I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
Randomize
