No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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