We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
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Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
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Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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