That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
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OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
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Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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