Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
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i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
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No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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