I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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