Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
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I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
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Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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