And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
You smell like stripper and shame
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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