Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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