I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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