apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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