Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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