Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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