Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
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He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Vodka?
Forever.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
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Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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