he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
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allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
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Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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