The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
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he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
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pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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