i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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