i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
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And to think..we used to do everything sober...
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
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currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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