More tranny stories later!
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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