My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
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Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
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The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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