so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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