I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
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Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Green mimosas i think yes
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
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After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
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